Former President Goodluck Jonathan.
The President has revealed himself to close confidants that the only reason former President Jonathan has not been summoned to Aso Rock to answer questions regarding the massive looting of the last administration is because of his “fantastic co-operation thus far”.
According to our source, the ex-president himself is responsible for uncovering Dasuki gate. He also fingered Raymond Dokpesi as one of the beneficiaries of the massive Arms Scam.
Recently, the president has also named Femi Fani Kayode as a recipient of over N1billion during last year’s election campaign, monies he could not account for after the PDP lost the election.
The President also says he is confident that before the middle of 2016, Jonathan will have dropped the names of more than three quarters of all who looted the country’s treasury dry in the past regime.
We got in touch with President Jonathan to confirm the story, and he told us this:
“My brother, you see, I am not the president again. When I was president, I said something about Stealing not being Corruption. My brother, I didn’t know these people were watching. Honestly. I drak water and dropped cup, treasury was empty. It was like film trick my brother. So I tried to remove subsidy so we could save small money, the same people rallied people to protest. Ah Ahn. My brother, I don’t’t feel guilty naming names. It’s not snitching. Name Drop is not Snitch. You can ask that American Meek boy. I want to clear my name and Patience”At this Point we believe Dame Patience Jonathan took the phone from President Jonathan to say a few words to us:
“My brother, my husband is a Innocent o. He is a innocent. He did not steal any money. Help me tell Baba my husbad did not steal. Me I did not steal. The people that steal, and want to put my husband name in the poto poto, God is watching us. There is God. He will judge us”.LOOOOL
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